Treatise on Eccumenical Evolution or How Fozzie Bear Saved My Life

If you stand close enough to the traffic on a bridge, you can hear the sound a tree makes when it falls in an empty forest.  When you're talking with an old friend, who you invariably don't see enough, their mannerisms will often remind you that you've forgotten to mail the check for the gas bill.  And if you want to go higher, you'll have to pump your legs.   Didn't anyone ever teach you that?